Good places to fuck
Our parents were extremely strict, and so, we had to get crafty if we were going to get lucky. Over the years, I've learned that there are some good ideas for public nookie, and bad ones. The cool thing about these places is that you never have to worry about being judged for fucking. If you go to a sex club, you might be able to ask your partner for a threesome and find a willing partner in the same night.
Well, the thing about growing up where we did was that there wasn't really any place that was a "lover's lane." There was no place near a lake, and if there were, police patrolled it just for that purpose. Or at least, the risk of being caught is sexy, you know? We ended up going at it in the parking lot of an abandoned pizzeria for a while... The police let us go, but not before they started laughing at us.
Like with any other seriously public and highly populous place, you have to be careful—and yes, this place can risk you getting busted by police.
Depending on where you do it, getting banned from the mall will be the least of your worries.
Cars are the most common place to have sex in public, and it only takes watching a couple of episodes of to figure that out.
When I was in high school, my then-boyfriend and I were too young to have sex in a hotel room. That was a sticky situation, and it's why I still get very skittish about public sex—even though I'm an exhibitionist.
Just, you know, lock the door when you fuck in a bathroom.
And, if you are doing it in the bathroom, you might want to make sure not to make *too* much noise.
I mean, come on, having sex on the kitchen counter shouldn't just be a thing that happens in movies.
Here are seven places you could have sex in your home, aside from your boring AF bedroom: Ah, the bathroom. And no, I'm not talking about doing it in the shower!